You Say You A Rude Boy…
February 22, 2010 10:53 am by Aaron
Rihanna’s new video for “Rude Boy” is quite refreshing. It took me back to the ’90s, MIA’s epileptic-friendly Web site and Ri Ri’s Barbados roots. I hadn’t heard the track yet, so it was definitely a surprise when I saw that she released a video for it. Then again, she’s released a video for what, 4 songs off the “Rated R” album now? Not much of the video is comprised of actual scenic shots (except one that she shares with a zebra wearing a balloon headdress—say what?), which means someone just sat at a computer and hacked away at green screen shots. No crime there.
The song itself is pretty simple with a sprinkling of vulgarity, “Come here rude boy boy, can you get it up?/Come here rude boy boy, is you big enough?” but it’s catchy, makes sense and highlights Rihanna’s vocal strength. Check it below. I have it on repeat.
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Tiger Woods
February 19, 2010 5:45 pm by Aaron
I haven’t blogged at all about Tiger Woods and his affairs. And there was a reason.
Again, the mainstream news media sensationalized on what was a truly disappointing act by an influential man. Questions like ‘What was he wearing to his press conference’ and ‘Who isn’t a mistress of Tiger’ were the bulk of what was spread across the mouths and keyboards of entertainment journalists covering the series of events leading up to Tiger’s public apology this morning, which was too rehearsed to seem sincere (I understand PR, but come on, you can do better than that, Tiger).
I am deeply disappointed in Tiger. It seems that for every role model for children and even adults, there is one who slips up. More importantly, one that slips up at the wrong place and the wrong time. Woods has always been perceived as a close to ‘perfect’ man. Golf star. Articulate. Attractive. Successful with a dash of arrogance. However, that is no excuse or get-out-of-crap-free card. It’s time for him to take responsibility for his actions. The same goes for the women who were involved. They are, by no means, the sole victims in the situation. Each were fully aware of what was happening and the implications of an affair.
Now that it has all been brought to the light of the media, the next steps are rebuilding relationships and rapport. As of now, Woods’ wife has yet to put her wedding ring back on, but is open to him mending his ways through future actions.
It’s a start.
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Just. Watch.
February 17, 2010 12:44 pm by Aaron
“Somewhere in the English country side, in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping.”
It’s been a while since I’ve heard a new Sue Sylvester one-liner and after spending the last few months watching Christopher Guest films in a sad attempt to quell the resistance going on in my Glee-less psyche, I can finally say that I’ve quenched a small inkling of my thirst. It’s not a new episode, but it’s something to hold me over…until the next promo.
Madonna would, actually, be proud.
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Betty White on SNL
February 16, 2010 2:09 pm by Aaron
Betty White has always held a special place in my heart. As a juxtaposition to Elaine Stritch, another matriarch of the stage and screen that i love, White is a sweet, hilarious bundle of comedic joy. A true Golden Girl. When I saw the Superbowl commercial with her in it, I was reminded of how timeless this woman is. She’s the grandma everyone wishes they had (though I have to say, my grandma is pretty amazing herself).
Now, there is buzz floating around that she should be a host on Saturday Night Live and all I have to say is: ABOUT FREAKING TIME. Facebook groups, Twitter hashtags and blogs, blogs, blogs have heralded the idea of White taking up the reigns of an episode or two…or 20.
Given the track record of lackluster hosts recently (here’s lookin’ at you, Taylor Lautner) it’s clear that SNL needs to go back to the classics and get some reputable comedians on stage.
What did Betty have to say? Where did that come from?
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We Are the World
February 13, 2010 12:26 pm by Aaron
To raise money for Haiti, a stunning compilation of musical artists got together to reprise Michael Jackson’s “We Are the World.” It’s definitely an accurate representation of music’s evolution—Auto Tune included, of course. And I can’t deny that it’s remarkable to see all these wonderful singers and performers gather. Check out the video below to see and hear the awesomeness.
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Belt, Molly Shannon, Belt!
February 10, 2010 6:46 pm by Aaron
Because it’s my duty—NO, my calling to dish out amazing news involving “Glee,” I cannot live for another second without harping on what I learned earlier today.
Molly Shannon, who practically owns the word “superstar,” will play an alcoholic, pill-popping busty 45-year-old astronomy teacher and badminton coach at McKinley High School on the next season of “Glee.” Her guest spot—which might also be a recurring role—is set to air in May…. May! As if I’m not already hyperventilating and popping pills myself to keep from keeling over waiting for Season Two! (Not really, but I already can hear a reprise of “Rehab” in the near future).
I think Shannon’s comedic style will fit in well with the show. Not to mention, she played the best drunk cameo in “Talladega Nights.” All this talk of guest appearances is, however, taking a little bit out of the beauty of what “Glee” started off as: a show about underdogs. But, hey, I guess if the producers have the star power at their disposal, they might as well use it to keep the Gleeks coming for more.
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor Charged
February 9, 2010 1:55 am by Aaron
Involuntary manslaughter were not the words on people’s lips as Conrad Murray, doctor to the late King of Pop, walked into his courtroom hearing yesterday. But the doctor was, indeed, charged with the involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson. He pleaded Not Guilty. Jackson’s family has expressed their infuriation over the untimeliness of the charges, some calling Murray out for killing their loved one.
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Anderson Cooper and the Jersey Shore…
February 6, 2010 3:28 pm by Aaron
I’ve loved Anderson Cooper for the majority of my life. Mix him and Jersey Shore and how can you go wrong? Well…I can think of a few choice ways, but here’s what the CNN reporter had to say about the “guido/guidette” cast:
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A Nomination For You…And For You…Oh And You, Too.
February 4, 2010 2:06 pm by Aaron
Oscar is being pushed past his limits this year. He must feel aggravated. Without much of a warning, he was woken up in the middle of what was probably a relaxing pre-awards season nap, stretched to the point of his golden skin shedding from the surface of his gleaming figure and left to stand under glaring stage lights—not a single tear shed in deep-rooted sympathy.
In what I see as a decision driven mainly by a desire for higher ratings, more profit and assuring nods from network affiliates, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced last June that it would have 10 nominations for Best Picture instead of a modest 5. With the nominations out and the show itself coming up, this decision is looking more and more ridiculous.
Have you ever seen “For Your Consideration?” I’ve been posting clip after clip on my Facebook and talking to everyone and their pet beagle about it. It’s a film by comedic genius Christopher Guest (”Waiting for Guffman,” “A Mighty Wind,” “Best in Show”). The film/mockumentary focuses on a troupe of independent film actors who get wind of a possible Oscar nomination for one of the leading ladies, Marilyn Hack, who, you guessed it, is actually a terrible actress (not Catherine O’Hara who plays her, though—she’s a goddess). Look me in the eye and tell me that it would be just as surprising and rewarding for poor old Marilyn to find out her film was nomination among 9 OTHERS.
Not only does this bump in nominations tarnish the image and accomplishment of being nominated, but it makes the Academy look bad. And, not to mention, announcing 10 nominees just totally goes against the Oscar’s strict time policy. I’m hoping they direct the conductor to drown out the announcer if they take their precious time. Or the winner:
“I’d like to thank and congratulate the other 9 nominees individually…[and...cut]“
All I’m wondering now is who snubbed “Where The Wild Things Are.”
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$%#*!, a.k.a. Vampire Weekend’s ‘English’
February 2, 2010 1:14 am by Aaron
Ever since Ivy Leaguers Vampire Weekend released their new album, “Contra,” I’ve been sorely abusing each track in my playlist. Not in a bad way, though. For what I thought would be a much weaker sophomore effort by the group, I must say, I was pleasantly surprised.
And, of course, I’m still trying to decipher the lyrics of “California English” without Songlyrics.com…I think I’m doing well. Give their live performance a listen, if you have yet to. I must warn you, though, Auto tune is involved. A lot of it. But oh, how it is such a guilty pleasure of mine. If anything, the excessive use of the voice-altering music tech adds a giddy, upbeat sense to what would, otherwise, be a short, forgettable track. It made me laugh the first time I heard it and then I couldn’t stop listening!
I think the song sounds much better in this live video. I dare you to keep up.
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