I pretty much know everything about Italian skeletons
Sorry for not posting yesterday. You might not have known, but it was Darwin Day (an actual holiday, weirdly enough) and I was trying to grow a tail in celebration. It didn’t work out too well, though. You know, survival of the fittest. I just need to accept the fact that I’m destined to go extinct.
Another crazy thing that happened yesterday: Archaeologists in Italy discovered the skeletons of a 5,000 year old couple. According to reports, the couple was discovered in a tender embrace.
Clearly, these scientists got a little too wrapped up in the Valentine’s Day spirit and ASSUMED that these two died together in a hug. If they asked a love-cynic (such as Dr. Me) I would say they probably died in the midst of a heated battle.
They broke their swords, resorted to hand-to-hand and then fell in a big hole, where they spent their last moments pulling each other’s hair and biting any leg they could get their grubby little skeleton mouths on.
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