eBay round-up: bald Britney Spears dolls
Even though I’ve never actually bought anything on eBay (except this ALF action figure a few years ago that arrived with some unsettling stains on it) but I find myself going on every now and then to see what ridiculous things people are putting up for sale. Even better is when people try to profit from whichever big event is going on in pop-culture. It looks like eBay’s latest “it” thing is selling Britney Spears dolls, which literally means people are taking old dolls they have laying around their house, cutting off the hair, putting them in some sort of Britney situation, and re-packaging them for sale. Here are some of my favorites in the first of many eBay round-ups:
This one looks the least like Britney, but is still one of my favorites. It comes equipped with little Sean Preston and a blue minivan with a little car-seat in the back. I’m thinking the car-seat is just there to be ironic, since he only rides on his mama’s lap. (Starting bid: $49.95)
This one’s a little more updated. It’s Britney in all her paparazzi-bashing glory. This one looks suspiciously not bald…but at least it’s got the umbrella we’ve all come to love. (Starting bid: $10)
This one is fantastic. Britney comes with a giant Ziploc bag of her hair, 2 big bottles of pills, an empty bottle of vodka (duh), some assorted accessories, and her bodyguard, Sven. And of course, Sven is armed and dangerous. (Starting bid: $9.95)
This last one goes the extra mile, putting everything together in a nice almost-professional looking package. It even comes with a little straight jacket. It’s adorable and mental at the same time. This is the only one that’s actually being bid on and it’s going for an insane price. (Current bid: $82)
This is one war I just might have to join.
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Feed for Big Spoon
honestly, when will britney spears and all these other celebretards stop walking around like such idiots?
I have been coming to this site a lot lately, so i thought would be proper to leave a note of appreciation here.
Thanks,
Jim Mirkalami