Little people, big trouble
What a fantastic way to start my day! Dlisted is reporting that “Little People, Big World” star Matthew Roloff — head of the Roloff little people clan — was charged with a DUI back in June, and they’ve finally got their hands on his mugshot! I wish the camera would zoom out so you could see all the little phone books he’s probably standing on.
Apparently he was pulled over when Washington police saw his car swerving, and then he failed a sobriety test. That seems fair. But Dlisted begs an important question:
How can he pass a sobriety test?! He walks with a crutch! He can’t walk in a straight line sober.
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little matt does need cruches so oversly he carnt walk in a striaght line.
im little people big worlds biggest fan !!!
love ash xxx
I TOTALLY AGREE
that was kinda mean. no need to say the phonebook jag. not funny to me.
that little fuck ran over my dog
if i ever see that little fucker im gonna break his crutches and make him crawl home
little people big world can suck my big dick little world
ps i fucked ur wife and then threw her out my window
hey midget why dont u just go kill yourself
you know what i really think, my name is greg unhola and i would bang his wife then throw her out the window let my dog play with her
stick those cruches up your ass then try and walk
p.s tell that napy head niggerjones that after im done with his wife im gonna throw her threw his window hahahhahahhahahha bitch