‘Harry Potter and the Final Twist’
…Relax, I’m not going to be spilling any secrets (although you really should have finished book 7 by now). “Harry Potter and the Final Twist” is the name of a little film put together by some friends of mine that they shot outside Borders Books a few nights before the last book went on sale. Click here to check out the video, and don’t be stingy with the comments. They lerve feedback.
The second coming of Roseanne?
I shudder at the thought, but it looks like Roseanne Barr is considering a TV comeback. On July 19, she addressed fans on her blog, asking them if they would like to see her in a new sitcom. Their responses were overwhelmingly positive, but they’re concerned that she might get burnt out.
Sure her sitcom was “revolutionary” and I find myself watching it on Nick-at-Nite way too much, but it’s been ten years since it ended, and Roseanne has kind of lost her mind since then. And not in a good way. Like, she’s literally bat sh*t crazy. She’s battling mental illness and is choosing to remain unmedicated ? and it shows. Here’s an excerpt from a blog entry she posted in November 2006:
I WANT ELEANOR ROOSEVELT BACK, THE ROOSEVELTS SAVED THIS F*CKING COUNTRY AFTER THE LAST TIME ALL THE MONEY WAS STOLEN AND THE RICH CASHED OUT!!!! PEOPLE STOOD IN LINE FOR HOURS JUST TO GET BREAD!!!!! IN AMERICA, AND THEY ARE DOING THAT NOW IN LA AND ALL AROUND WHERE KATRINA WAS. ACORN.ORG ACORN.ORG ACORN.ORG…THEY CALLED ROOSEVELT A COMMIE TOO, WELL THEY CAN KISS MY ASS, THEY ARE THE COMMIES….WITH THEIR BEURAUCRACY AND THEIR COMMIE GODDAM BULLSH*T…LIKE SEAN CASSIDY AND THE REST OF THE liberal GAY JEW run MEDIA !!!!!! Free mel gibstein!!!!!
I have no words.
Happy Lindsay Lohan day!
I guess it’s fair to give today up to her because, face it, you can’t go on a gossip blog without being punched in the face by her DUI. And you know what? I’m totally OK with that. In fact, I hope you’re all keeping up ? it’s good stuff.
I hate to do this, but you all should check out Perez’s coverage. She’s doing some of her best work.
Come on down
I’ll keep this one brief, because I really can’t find the words to express my anger.
Drew Carey has officially been chosen to replace Bob Barker on “The Price is Right.”
…My soul hurts.
The excessive drooling should have been a sign
I’m a sucker for seeing famous cartoon characters in off-color situations (hence my love of “Family Guy” and “Robot Chicken”) and T-shirt Hell is satisfying me to no end! Just look at their newest shirt. So shameful. What would Garfield say?
I think we all saw this one coming
A new article in the Hollywood Reporter sheds some light on the possibility of a “Family Guy” movie. And unlike the iffy “Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story,” this one would actually be released in theaters. Creator Seth MacFarlane says that the idea has been tossed around for a while, but he’s so busy with? his projects — besides working on “Family Guy” and “American Dad,” he is also the executive producer for “The Winner” — that he hasn’t been able to set aside enough time to start on it.
Because he wants to be able to produce the movie without taking time away from any of his shows, he said it will probably be a few years before the Griffins his the big screen.
Paula Abdul: ‘Where’s God when you need Him?’
If you have yet to experience Paula Abdul’s latest meltdown, you’re long overdue! Apparently, she was originally hired to executive produce, design costumes for and choreograph the upcoming “Bratz” movie. On her show, when she finds out she’s been fired from the film, well…see for yourself.
I don’t know why she’s so upset. That movie looks like garbage.
Britney talks ‘Back to the Future’
Oh, those folks over at Busteed Tees. So clever. And who wouldn’t want to walk around spreading 80’s nostalgia all day? You done good once again.
Fine, I’ll be completely honest. I really only put this up as an excuse to post this video of Britney Spears on drugs. It’s really old (like…a year old), but I’ll take any chance I can get to whip it out again. (Her out-of-nowhere reference to “Back to the Future” is my favorite).
Kind of cute, really creepy
Maybe it’s the insomnia talking, but I love this video I found on Gorilla Mask. It’s more proof that racoons are dirty, dirty animals and they look like burglars for a reason. This is making me think twice about installing a doggy door at my house, but I kind of already had my doubts on that one… Mostly because I don’t own a dog.
The pagans vs. The Simpsons
As if the world wasn’t already experiencing “Simpsons Movie” promotion overload, they had to go and do this! A giant Homer was drawn in chalk next to the Cerne Abbas giant, a symbol of fertility for British pagans. Apparently not everyone is a fan of The Simpsons. The Daily Mail is reporting that many of the pagans are pissed at the uninvited presence of the fat yellow man and his giant donut.
The image has incited the wrath of British pagans who have now pledged to perform “rain magic” to rid their sacred site of its unwelcome guest.
They feel the drawing is “disrespectful” and “not at all aesthetically pleasing.” Okay, Homer may not be the best looking cartoon, but at least he has the decency to put on a pair of underpants unlike some people! Hey, Cerne Abbas giant, we can all see your peen!
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