Too ugly for T.V.
So, I wrote about this last week, but apparently Perez has decided to treat it like it’s news to everyone. On his blog, he confirmed that he will be doing a rap show on MTV. But (thankfully) it isn’t called “Rapping with the Stars.” It’s called “Celebrity Rap Superstar” and it looks like it’s going to suck. Big time. Just look at this clip. Plain and simple: Perez Hilton is too ugly for television.
‘Hunger gets what hunger wants’
I’m a sucker for weird commercials, but this new one for Ball Park franks terrifies me to my very soul. Embrace the fear.
Don’t piss off the monkey
A woman in Madison, Wisconsin was attacked by a diaper-wearing monkey outside a popular nightclub last night. She was bitten on the thumb and sent to a hospital. Police had to chase the monkey down, who had fled the scene with his owner. It wasn’t until 7:15 this morning that the monkey was finally aprehended.
Back story? The owner went inside the nightclub and left the monkey on a leash tied outside the beer garden. What the F did he think was going to happen?!
Is she for real?
Roseanne’s been getting a lot of attention lately for her MySpace/blog posts (which she later claimed were all written by an assistant), but I’m thinking this most recent bulletin, posted early this morning, could be totally legit.
they give free samples that are quite tasty. Its a shame that they try to force you to buy eight hundred rolls of toilet paper at one time so you can save three cents. I spent most of the day there again, as i have furnished almost my entire house there…i am thinking of buying a car through them too…i cannot quit going down there and loading up my truck with cosco crap. everyone in there is fat and hawaiin latino or chinese which i like. their pizza is killer and their hotdogs are just fantastic. I want to hide inside the store and get locked in after hours( I used to do this alot when younger). then you can eat olives and spam right out of cans all night long and try on clothes and makeup when you are all alone in there. what a great fantasy. i want to marry cosco and have its fat latino children.
It’s got Roseanne written all over it ? poor spelling, deep love for food, and blatant racism.
Think pink…again
What is this world coming to? Not only is Hollywood ruining classics (”Alvin and the Chipmunks,” “Garfield,” etc.) but they also feel the need to follow those up with even worse sequels! The latest in a long line of bad movie sequels looks to be a second installment of “The Pink Panther” with Steve Martin. Not sure why anyone else would willingly jump onto this train wreck, but many famous names ? Alfred Molina, John Cleese and Andy Garcia to name a few — are joining the cast.
I really hope Beyonce doesn’t sign on for this one. Is it just me, or does she find an excuse to sing in every single one of her movies? Down, girl.
MTV rounds up C-listers (and lower) for new show
Rumors are flying about “Rappin’ with the Stars,” a show being produced for MTV. It’s just like “Dancing with the Stars,” except a celebrity will be paired up with a rapper instead of a dancer. (Did you really need me to explain that difference?)
And it gets even worse when you look at the “celebrities” rumored to be appearing on the show. Nicole Eggert? Her “Baywatch” glory days are over. Aaron Carter? Look, we all loved “That’s How I Beat Shaq,” but enough is enough. And Perez Hilton? If this is a joke, stop it. It’s not funny.
Hello Kitty brings shame to police
A senior police officer in Thailand has come up with an adorable new way to punish officers who break the rules. Cops found guilty of inappropriate or illegal behavior will have to wear bright pink Hello Kitty armbands, which Police Colonel Pongpat Chayaphan says will “make them feel guilt and shame.”
I guess Hello Kitty is girly, but I’d think twice before saying that she isn’t at least slightly intimidating. Have you seen that blank, expressionless face?! Makes my blood run cold.
This is why I don’t read
Lance Bass released the cover for his upcoming book “Out of ‘Sync,” set to come out (tee hee) this fall.
I feel like this book is a little late. Maybe it should have been released, oh I don’t know, back when people still knew who Lance Bass was?
R.I.P. Tourettes Guy
I don’t know how many of you were familiar with TourettesGuy.com, but it was basically a web site of videos about this guy who had tourettes — not surprising, I guess. The videos were really popular online, but also completely offensive and pretty much devoid of any human decency.
Anyway, the site’s administrator posted a new notice on the web site, announcing that Danny (aka “Tourettes Guy”) has passed away. Yes, the man responsible for coining the obnoxious “Pith!” is no longer with us. In response to his death, the site is putting together a free-to-d0wnload Danny montage, as well as a DVD, with profits going to Danny’s family.
If you’ve never seen any “Tourettes Guy” videos, just search him on YouTube. He’s all over it.
And you think ‘Scarred’ is bad…
In case you missed it, here’s a video of pro skateboarder Jake Brown eating it from over 40 feet in the air at the 2007 X Games. It’ll knock your shoes socks off.
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