Carrot Top is a terrifying human being

87863434preview.jpgTo your left is a picture of Carrot Top at the opening of LAX Las Vegas. Um…holy crap? When did he go from being ‘ that weird-looking phone commercial guy’ to ‘that unholy beast from the eternal abyss’? Steroids are bad, kids.

I never found him very funny, but if I ever ran into him on the street, I’d laugh at his jokes…for fear that if I didn’t, he’d turn green and eat my face off.

Here are more pictures of Scare-ot Top. The one in the middle will scare the childhood right out of your soul.

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Posted September 1, 2007 at 2:23 pm by Andy | Share on Facebook
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  1. z on October 16th, 2007 10:26 pm

    creepy.

  2. Jenn* on October 18th, 2007 2:51 pm

    I don’t know, that first one showed me carrot bottom. I never wanted to know if the carpet matches the drapes on this guy. YUCK!

  3. nope on February 22nd, 2008 1:10 am

    hes not even that big, i don’t believe he’s on roids, i believe he works out… give it a try

  4. Wild Bill on February 23rd, 2008 3:46 pm

    Haha you just got burned by a Carrot Top fan

  5. navybreaker on March 11th, 2008 11:28 pm

    well i’ll tell u one thing, steroids dont cure ugly

  6. bubba on June 26th, 2008 3:17 pm

    if he would just cut (and dye) his hair and stop wearing makeup… and stop doing those Joker smiles…and do something with the pointy clown eyebrows… he might actually look decent.

  7. John on June 29th, 2008 2:57 am

    Since when did he wear make-up? Yeah, he might be on steroids.

  8. miranda on July 29th, 2008 3:32 pm

    carrot top i think your hot and i and your biggest fan and i dont think your on steroids

  9. miranda on July 29th, 2008 3:34 pm

    carrot top im your biggest fan and i dont think your on steroids you just work out alot right and my msn it the_luyendyks@hotmail.com

  10. Ferret Top on August 8th, 2008 1:37 am

    Yeah, he *might* be on steroids? Yeah. He might. President Bush might also be stupid too.

  11. Person on August 16th, 2008 4:59 pm

    Thats why they all him carrot top for his hair and his hair colour.

  12. Person on August 16th, 2008 5:02 pm

    Actually the fisrt and last one scared me the most tthe middle one just looks wrinkly and like my mom.
    the last one loks like an avon lady :P
    but overall carrot top is aightt, if it want for his props lol actually if it was for his propss…

  13. Michelle on October 12th, 2008 2:33 pm

    I saw Carrot Top at the Luxor last week, and sat in the third row. Wasn’t very far from the stage and got a good look at him. Wow! Not only did he make me laugh hystarically but I have fallen head over heals for him!!! He is so sexy and hot!!! His show was so much fun, I really look forward to seeing him again!

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