La Chupacabra!
A woman named Phylis Canion in Cuero, T.X., claims to have captured a mythical chupacabra. She and a few friends reportedly found three “chupacabra” carcasses on the side of the road, and are now mounting their heads on their walls. They’ve been suspecting chupacabras to be in the area ever since 26 of their chickens were killed and had the blood sucked out of them.
This Phylis character seems to be forgetting that chupacabras eat goats, not chickens. Stupid lady. The search continues…
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