P. Diddy to Sarah Jessica Parker: “Let’s battle”
Forget about Bar Mitzvahs; you’re not a real man until you’ve challenged a group of women to a perfume-off. And P. Diddy has done just that. He is going to appear on Rachael Ray’s (obnoxious) talk show to advertise a new perfume he’s selling called Unforgivable Woman. … Can we please take a moment to let that name sink in?
But wait! It gets even better. He is also planning to call out other perfume-makers ? J.Lo, Mariah Carey, Sarah Jessica Parker and Gwen Stefani to name a few ? and challenge them to decide whether or not his fragrance is the best. Oh, and he also threw this out there:
I am a man, and I know how a woman should smell.
No husband is safe
The fall TV season hasn’t even started yet, but over at ABC people are already talking about February sweeps. Yeah, February. As in 5 months from now. Kristin at E! Online and Michael Ausiello at TV Guide are reporting that “Desperate Housewives” creator Marc Cherry will kill someone off in February, and it will most likely be one of the husbands. Who ever could it be? *cough* Tom *cough*
I know that “Desperate Housewives” is supposed to be like a soap opera and all, but I feel like they kill off too many people. The suburbs are really not that dangerous. The producers should just rename it “CSI: Wisteria Lane” and be done with it.
I guess this explains why she married Tom Arnold
Oh, the things you learn on MySpace…
For those of you having a tough time reading the tiny print, here’s what Roseanne had to say in her latest bulletin:
i just went to the eye doctor and found out i am legally blind in my left eye. goddammit, that really sucks! No wonder I have never had any depth perception. No wonder i have had terrible migraine headaches all my life… i am 54, and no doctor has ever told me this in my whole life before today. sh*t!
I guess life’s full of surprises. Like how I was surprised when I found out Roseanne was still alive.
Eat it
Britney may be losing custody of her babies (sad…) but not all news in baby world is depressing. Just watch this video of a little baby eating cake. He’s half asleep, but just look how determined he is!
In the beginning of the video, I feel like I hear a little Rachel Roscoe laugh goin’ on. Don’t know who Rachel Roscoe is? This chick.
And while we’re on the subject (of babies, not Rachel) there’s a bizarre amount of videos on YouTube of just babies eating stuff.
How much do you love irony?
Vanessa Hudgens appeared on “The Tyra Banks Show” yesterday, an appearance that was clearly taped a long time ago. Or, at least it was taped before those nude photos surfaced. And how do I know it was taped before the incident?
Tyra: When you read about young stars like Britney and Lindsay and them getting in trouble, how does that affect you personally?
Vanessa: I honestly just think it?s stupid. [laughs] It?s easy to stay out of those situations. You just have to be smart about your decisions.
Brilliant!!! 
Click here to watch a video of the interview.
No babies for Britney
Remember when every teenage girl (and some confused teenage boys) were like “I wish I was Britney Spears”? Well I’m pretty sure those days are long gone. The newest car in the train wreck that is Britney’s life? Fox News reported today that she will temporarily lose custody of her kids to Papa K-Fed.
Geez, I know her VMA performance was bad, but I don’t think she should lose her kids over it…
Vanessa Hudgens pulls out
…of a scheduled appearance on “The Late Show!” Sorry, I like sexy puns. Anyway, it looks like the “High School Musical” starlet isn’t ready to face the world since her nudie photos surfaced on the Internet last week-ish. Here’s the official statement.
Vanessa is no longer appearing on Thursday’s “Tonight Show” due to a scheduling conflict. She will be rescheduling her appearance at a later date.
I know that I’m a blogger so I’m supposed to be all evil and stuff, but I kind of feel sorry for the girl. Seriously, who among us hasn’t taken their fair share of naked photos in hotel rooms? I gotta pay for this blog somehow.
Time Machine: Stick Stickley
We all say we love old Nickelodeon shows — “Legends of the Hidden Temple,” “Guts” and “Hey Dude” get thrown around a lot — but no one ever thinks to mention what was between those shows. Yes, my friends. I’m talking about Stick Stickley. Born in 1996, Mr. Stickley hosted Nick in the Afternoon and a bunch of other Nick blocks. Before his tragic cancellation death in 1998, he worked his little splintered body right into our hearts.
Since I always quote Sharp Notes blogger Bill in my Time Machines:
Stick Stickley was such an absurd concept. But so great. He was a tongue depresser.
I couldn’t have said it better myself. In conclusion, here’s 30 seconds of Stick Stickley:
Rooting for you
For those of you who know me, you know I’m a big fan of people who combine two completely unrelated videos into one sweet mess. And for those of who don’t know me, let’s hang out!
Here’s a brilliant combination of Tyra Banks’ infamous “Top Model” freakout next to old footage from an interview with Britney Spears. And really, Tyra’s only saying what we were all thinking
I want to be a fact checker!!!
As someone who’s hoping to sneak into the magazine industry, I should probably get used to the idea that I’m going to have to start out as a fact checker. That being said, this video from Funny or Die kind of makes me excited to start at the bottom.
The video was made by Pete & Brian, who happen to be friends with former Brink blogger/Ithacan editor-in-chief Vanessa Schneider’s sister. And ironically, I don’t know that for sure. I saw it on Facebook and now I’m printing it on here. Maybe The Big Spoon should get some fact checkers. Any takers?
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