Happy Halloween!
Forever Goulet
I haven’t blogged in a few days (I been rrrrrl busy…) but I’m back. And as much as I had hoped to come back with some lighter news, I’m afraid I’m going to have to make my return with this:
In honor of his eternal sexiness, here’s that sweet Emerald Nuts commercial he was in. He really could climb walls. And move mountains.
Forever Goulet.
Those Koopa Troopas are such whiners
In their infinite wisdom, the brains over at College Humor have put together a list of messages you might find in Bowser’s suggestion box. Here’s one of my favorites:
It’s a question I’ve asked myself many times.
Hilary Duff is coming after Nicole Richie and her unborn creature
That ever-reliable source of truth UsWeekly is reporting that Nicole Richie teases boyfriend Joel Madden about his former relationship with Hilary Duff. Hilary apparently didn’t want to sleep with Joel while they were going out because she was saving herself and that’s not OK with Nicole Richie…you know…because she’s a malnourished hooker.
A source said, “She will ask if he’s going to watch ‘Lizzie McGuire’ DVDs or listen to Hilary’s albums. Joel tells her she’s being out of line.
OK, first of all: “Lizzie McGuire” is pure gold. GOLD, you hear me? And secondly, is she really in the position to be goofing on her? Nicole Richie, your baby will grow up to hate you. Just like the rest of us 
Don’t drop the…loufa?
Apparently “Prison Break” is soooo good that Fox has decided to think about a spin-off. The show would be called “Prison Break: Cherry Hill” and it would focus on a group of potential escapees at a women’s prison. That being said: seriously? “Cherry Hill?” Let’s be a little more filthy.
They should make Michelle Rodriguez the star of “Cherry Hill.” Fox wouldn’t even need to come up with scripts, they could just make it a reality show! Plus Rodriguez would be A-OK with the lesbian scenes, I’m sure.
If Broadway and ‘Saw’ had a baby…
We’ve come to expect some pretty off-beat movies from Lionsgate and Twisted Pictures, but this tops them all. “Repo! The Genetic Opera” is a film-adaption of a stage musical about a futuristic organ harvesting corporation. And as if the plot weren’t bizarre enough, let’s look at the cast: Sarah Brightman? Alexa Vega? Paris Hilton?!
Apparently Paris doesn’t care about getting dropped by her record label. She’s gonna keep on singing! She’s kind of like Amanda Bynes in “Hairspray.” She’s not all that talented, so they’re just going to put her in little skimpy outfits and give her minimal singing lines.
And Brightman (who is married to Broadway producer Andrew Lloyd Webber) is clearly channeling her inner Helena Bonham Carter in this one. Come to think of it, the two women have a lot in common. They’re both competing for the top spot in the “I’m creepy and sort of talented, but I’m famous because my husband puts me in all of his productions” category.
Emmy Rossum makes some muzik
I wasn’t surprised when I found out that “Phantom of the Opera” star Emmy Rossum was going to put out an album, but I was surprised when I heard her first single “Slow Me Down.” She was trained in opera, but her style reeks of Imogen Heap ? Not that that’s a bad thing. Here’s the video for “Slow Me Down.” It’s … interesting. Somehow I just don’t see it on TRL. But again, that’s not a bad thing at all.
Click here to check out the video
Just think of all those canned goods…
Looking to invest in some real estate? Some weirdo in Australia is selling a supermarket … through Facebook. Here’s what the ad says:
The supermarket is located in the thriving Campbelltown, NSW region in a nice neighbourhood with a local hairdresser next to it. … It’s been family owned for 20 years and in a great potential for growth as there is huge warehouses behind that require goods. This is a great opportunity for anyone, $195,000. This shop will be sold immediately.
Ignore the poor grammar. Just think of the possibilities: shopping cart races! Naughty parties in the milk aisle! Plus, I’ll bet that hairdresser would give you a sweet discount.
(Thanks to College Ave. blogger Munzer for the tip!)
Grab a sweet piece of celebration pie
Geez, it took them long enough! Kristin at E! Online reported this morning that ABC has ordered a full 22-episode season of “Pushing Daisies.” Hopefully everyone who still thinks the show is “too cute for its own good” or that the premise is “too clever and specific to stretch out for an entire series” will finally shut it.
“Pushing Daisies” airs at 8 p.m. Wednesdays on ABC.
Halle Berry is offensive to Jewish people everywhere
Halle Berry taped an appearance on “The Tonight Show” last night, and ended up having to apologize for a semi-anti-semitic (teehee…) joke she made. At one point, she held up Mac Photo Booth-altered this photo (see left) of her and said, “Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin.”
Apparently after apologizing to the audience, she asked Jay Leno not to air that part of the interview and he agreed.
She should have let the joke make it to air. Maybe Mel Gibson would have seen it and casted her in his next movie. I don’t mind her getting movie roles, as long as she stays away from “X-Men.”
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