The Big Spoon’s 5 Most Foolish Fools of 2007
A pregnant teen. A couple of Disney bad girls. A billionaire with bad hair. A dearly departed crazy lady. And a fallen pop star. I certainly didn’t list them all, but here are five of the many people/groups that amused me in 2007.
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The Big Spoon’s 5 Most Entertaining TV Shows of 2007
A suburban drug dealer. A piemaker that can wake the dead. A bisexual MySpace hottie. A loudmouthed lush looking for love (again). And one hilarious, sarcastic bastard. 2007 gave us plenty of entertaining things to watch on TV and now I’ve compiled my 5 favorites. Keep in mind: These were not necessarily the best shows of 2007, but they were ones you could enjoy even with your brain turned off. And isn’t that the best kind?
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New York and Tailor Made are crazy in love
(Emphasis on the crazy).
Everyone’s? almost-favorite reality couple — I still say she should have chosen Buddha — were seen out and about in Miami this weekend. They’re planning to celebrate the new year at Mansion. Of course they’d party at a club called Mansion. New York’s a little gold digger, and she’s finally found her sugar bitch daddy 
…I wonder how Bobby and Tila are doing?
Anteater porn is funnier than you might expect
Pamela Anderson made it cool to have a sex tape, paving the way for other great performances from people like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. But one couple is opening up a whole new arena for popular sex tapes: the animal kingdom.
One lucky/uncomfortable zoo-goer captured a video of a pair of anteaters trying to go at it — except Mr. Anteater is having some “man problems.” Be warned: It’s just like watching your parents doing it … you know, if you were a baby anteater.
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(I warned you!)
Nikki Blonsky is so typecast
I’m not going to lie, Nikki Blonsky was great in “Hairspray.” She played a big girl who wasn’t afraid to step it up and prove herself to the world. Yeah, she’s got that character mastered pretty well — so well, in fact, that she’s (more or less) playing it again. I saw a commercial for her new Lifetime movie “Queen Sized” in which she *surprise* plays a big girl who isn’t afraid to step it up and prove herself to the world.
“Queen Sized” is about a fat girl (Blonsky) who gets voted Homecoming Queen by the ‘mean girls’ in her school. I guess if you find your niche, you should milk it for all it’s worth — and this cow’s got plenty of milk left.
“Queen Sized” premieres at 8 p.m. January 12th on Lifetime.
Merry Christmas!
I hope you got everything you wanted! I sure did — and I’m not sharing any of it with any of you!
Love you.
The spoon
Special holiday wishes from Janice Dickinson
Janice Dickinson’s very, um, “special” rendition of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” is only a year old … but already a classic. I love that this exists. Janice needs to be on Broadway.
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Topanga is dangerous behind the wheel
Was there ever a special episode of “Boy Meets World” about drinking and driving? If not, there should have been. Maybe that extra lesson would have kept Danielle Fishel (aka Topanga)? from getting arrested this weekend in Newport Beach.
What would Mr. Feeny say??
Another sweet feud: Roseanne vs. Christmas
Yes. Christmas.
Roseanne sent out another ridiculous MySpace bulletin (at this point, I’m pretty sure she’s the only reason I even still have an account). And she’s once again voicing her irrelevant (and probably drunk) opinion.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Roseanne.
Blair sure knows how to spin it
ABC News ran a story Thursday about former “Facts of Life” actress Lisa Whelchel speaking out in support of Jamie Lynn Spears. As a super conservative, Whelchel said Spears’ decision to keep her baby makes her a role model for young girls.
Wait, I’m confused. How is this news? How is this relevant?
Oh well. Another “Facts of Life” actress popping out of obscurity gives me an excuse to show this sweet clip of Charlotte Rae calling Joan Collins a bitch:
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