Hello Kitty pizza looks like adorable frozen vomit

School supplies, waffle makers, even contact lenses — these days you can find a Hello Kitty version of almost anything. But allow me to show you a weirder side of the Hello Kitty franchise: frozen food.

Hello Kitty frozen pizza

The pepperoni shaped like a bow is kind of cute, but what the hell is up with the rest of it? It looks like someone shaved a real cat, boiled its skin and spread it willy nilly on a piece of bread. This might be the first Hello Kitty product that’s actually made of Hello Kitty!!!

(via Hello Kitty Hell).

Posted January 31, 2008 at 6:47 am by Andy | Share on Facebook
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  1. Joy on February 1st, 2008 12:25 am

    Have you tried the ‘Hello Kitty Psychological Test’? There’s 3 of them (to my horror). I tried #1 for kicks… third question in:

    (Shows picture of a blue and red pot with a sad-faced teddy bear on it) If you were to use this pot to make some dishes for your friend, you like to make soup more than curry. (Answer Y or N)

    1) Not one part of that question is coherent, and 2) the picture of the “pot” they show looks 100% like a potty trainer and 0% like a pot.

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