German doggy shoes are so fetch
The city of Duesseldorf apparently has a serious problem with broken glass laying in the street. So serious in fact that their police dogs will soon be wearing little doggy shoes to keep their paws safe. The shoes come in a variety of sizes, but they all match the police uniforms.
Here’s what a police spokesman had to say about the new fashion statement:
Now we just have to teach the dogs how to tie their shoes.
Just imagine him saying that in a cartoonishly exaggerated German accent. … While he twirls his cartoonishly exaggerated mustache.
Geez… First they start saving polar bears and now this? Germany’s really working overtime to make up for the image blunder that was the 20th century.
Edit: Giving credit where credit is due, many of the thoughts on this post came from the brain of my camera-monkey, Jamie.
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