Why I hate America right now

Let’s play a new game I like to call “Why I hate America right now.” Is it because of our wasteful nature and subsequent contribution to global warming? Is it because of our troops’ unnecessary presence in Iraq? Is it because there’s a possibility we’re going to be lead by the she-beast that is Hillary Clinton?

It’s actually none of those things. At the risk of being completely shallow…

I’m pissed that America voted Michael Johns off “American Idol” last night.

I usually have a fool-proof system with “American Idol.” I’ll start watching toward the end when it’s down to three or four contestants and it’s pretty obvious who’s going to end up in the final two. I’ll choose one of the contestants and pretend like I’ve been watching the show and rooting for them all along. It’s worked out pretty well in the past. But this year I decided to think outside the box… and look where it got me. I’ve been rooting for Michael Johns since the very beginning and America really screwed up this time.

I guess you could say I don’t have a right to complain because, I admit, I didn’t actually vote myself. But it’s my blog and I’ll cry if I want to.

In closing: Kristy Lee Cook, your religious/patriotic garbage doesn’t fool me — I’m coming for your soul.

Here’s a video of Johns performing Aerosmith’s “Dream On.” This was supposedly the performance that did him in. Can someone explain this to me?!?!

Posted April 11, 2008 at 4:50 am by Andy | Share on Facebook
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  1. Davey on April 11th, 2008 2:08 pm

    That was an awesome performance, in my opinion. I think he was flipping fantastic. And just because it wasn’t his style? Pfft. That’s a good thing. He’s stretching his range when it comes to different genres. I think that’s a very good thing.

  2. Tahleen on April 12th, 2008 8:29 pm

    It was the high part at the end. That was kind of awful. He started it too soon.

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