Flavor Flav tackles the tough questions
This week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly (yes I know I just wrote about it, but I grab inspiration wherever I can…) features a very special page titled “Stupid Questions with Flavor Flav.” EW’s Dan Snierson — who is probably as funny if not much, much funnier than Flav — sat down with the living legend to get to the bottom of things. Here are some of my favorite questions/answers:
Dan: Is daylight saving time your busiest day of the year?
Flav: That’s the only time I start trying to save daylight. I take all the daylight and put it in my clock so when nighttime comes, I just touch this certain button on my clock, and daylight comes out.
Dan: Huh? What just happened? Anyway, you have a new sitcom ["Under One Roof"]. …Why should we believe the hype?
Flav: Yo yo — believing the hype is better than smoking the pipe!
Dan: How do you know when to shout “YEEEAAAHHH BOYEEE!” and when to just restate your name at a very loud decibel level?
Flav: Honestly, it depends on the situation. If it’s a situation where I’m arguing with somebody and I prove myself right, I holler, “FLAVOR FLAV!” And when the party is jumpin’ and we are thumpin’ and bumpin’, “YEEEAAAHHH BOYEEE!” comes into play.
This is seriously the best Q&A since DMX gave his thoughts (or lack thereof) on Barack Obama.
To read more of Flav’s answers to questions you were too lame to think of yourself, pick up the April 18 issue of Entertainment Weekly. (As if you’re not already a subscriber).
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