Celine Dion is destroying the planet

I’m thirsty… and I blame Celine Dion.

According to the Palm Beach Post, Celine’s 5.7 acre home in Jupiter, Florida, uses 6.5 million gallons of water in a year. Tiger Woods’ estate came in second with 3.7 million gallons.

Seriously? 6.5 million gallons?! There’s only one possible explanation for this that I would consider acceptable… Celine Dion has constructed a to-scale model of the sinking Titanic which she uses as a concert stage for daily performances of “My Heart Will Go On.”

This probably isn’t true, but you can’t stop me from dreaming.

Posted May 27, 2008 at 6:37 pm by Andy | Share on Facebook
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