David Archuleta, what is your deal?
“American Idol” runner-up David Archuleta did an interview with Seventeen Magazine that more or less confirms everything I’ve ever thought about him: He is 12 years old, has a little bit of gender confusion going on, and is quite possibly the most boring person to ever win any competition of any kind.
Here are some of my favorite answers…
When was your first kiss?
I haven’t had a first kiss.
Who’s your celebrity crush?
I don’t have a crush on anyone yet. … I look up to Sara Bareilles, John Mayer and Jason Mraz.
What’s a girl fashion trend that confuses you?
I don’t get those really short skirts.
What’s your dream job?
…If not music, I think it would be pretty cool to be an ear, nose and throat doctor.
What’s the last song you listened to on your iPod?
“Minnie the Mouse” by Sara Bareilles. I love Sara Bareilles. … I wish I were her. She’s so awesome.
Fast forward 10 years: David Archuleta has gotten a sex change to look like Sara Bareilles and spends his free time stalking John Mayer and Jason Mraz, hoping one of them will be his first kiss. Oh, and of course he/she will be wearing a skirt that reaches his/her ankles. Because short skirts are just weird… right, David?
Read the rest of the interview here, along with David Cook’s much cooler answers to the same questions.
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