Whoa, guy! Where’s the prophylactic?
Why didn’t I know about this site sooner?!
“Take Care Down There” is a ridiculous Web site that aims to teach teenagers (as well as condom-haters of all ages) the importance of practicing safe sex. Created by Planned Parenthood, the site features nine skits, each one targeting a different aspect of the issue. The skits feature several “hip” teens and a crazy mustached man in a sweater who tells it like it is.
One skit, “Hot & Heavy,” teaches teenagers how to put on a condom through a series of uncomfortable drawings (seen above). “Then there’s “Let Me Do Me,” a skit about an ugly chick who enjoys lighting candles, putting on some good music and making love — to herself.
But my absolute favorite is one that really cuts to the heart of the issue — and manages to make the people at Planned Parenthood look, well, kinda racist. Here’s an excerpt:
Creepy man: Pop quiz! Who can tell me what H.P.V. stands for?
Dumb white girl: Hairy Palm Virus?
Creepy man: Wrong! How about you?
Black guy: Uh… Horse Penis Virus?
Creepy man: Come on, you guys. The horse is a majestic creature.
…Your tax dollars at work.
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That frightened me in so many ways.
Isn’t Planned Parenthood an independent and not-for-profit organization? So, our tax dollars not really at work, or am I just missing something?
“Planned Parenthood receives almost a third of its money in government grants,” says Wikipedia.
And if you Google “Planned Parenthood, tax dollars” you’ll find a butt load of people complaining about how they don’t think our money should be going towards the organization.
So to answer your question… you could be right. But I’m lazy so I believe everything I read on the Internet.
I just found this site too haha!
These are hilarious. They look more like SNL skits or something along the lines of bonus features on the DVD for Superbad. Great find Andy!