BREAKING NEWS: Homeless man catches CB fever

Big Spoon reader (and good friend) Doug dropped me a line Thursday night with one of the most incredible things I’ve ever heard.

While walking in New York City (47th and Broadway), he spotted a homeless man hitting on an unsuspecting woman. “I love you,” the man said to her. “You’re beautiful. You make beautiful babies, no?” It seemed like a fairly normal scene on the city streets… until he walked a little closer to the odd couple and took a good look at the woman’s face.

Brace yourselves. The woman being accosted was none other than Christine Baranski.

Naturally I turned to Big Spoon Senior Analyst Christiana Ting (currently stationed in Georgia) to make sense of this absurd situation. The following is a summary of her report:

Sure, this could have just been your run-of-the-mill homeless guy hitting on a random woman as she walks by. It happens all the time. But what if there was more to the story? What if that homeless man knew exactly who Christine Baranski was? And what if he wasn’t just an ordinary homeless man? I’ll bet he once had a wife, some kids and a steady job… but lost it all when his obsession with Christine Baranski consumed his very soul. His love for her landed him on the streets. And now, when he finally gets to meet her, he’s homeless and she wants nothing to do with him. Really, this is a tale of great irony.

Thanks, Christiana.

Posted September 22, 2008 at 6:38 pm by Andy | Share on Facebook
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  1. Erinn on October 6th, 2008 5:36 pm

    i keep laughing at this. i try not to, but seriously.

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