Zebra Found On Campus; Looking For African Savannah And A Good Time
At around 8 a.m. a zebra was found in a residence hall at Emory University. No one has any idea how it got there.
It seems pretty happy, and has reportedly purchased a beer funnel, a thirty rack of cheap beer, and a table for beer pong, and wants to throw a totally sick party tomorrow night.
But in all seriousness, although officials described the beast as “friendly,” it took animal control officers 3 hours to get it out of the building.
Sounds like the zebra wants to stay for a little longer, guys.
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Feed for College Ave.
First Dooley. Now a zebra. Maybe next a donkey?