Zebra Found On Campus; Looking For African Savannah And A Good Time

At around 8 a.m. a zebra was found in a residence hall at Emory University. No one has any idea how it got there.

It seems pretty happy, and has reportedly purchased a beer funnel, a thirty rack of cheap beer, and a table for beer pong, and wants to throw a totally sick party tomorrow night.

But in all seriousness, although officials described the beast as “friendly,” it took animal control officers 3 hours to get it out of the building.

Sounds like the zebra wants to stay for a little longer, guys.

Posted April 24, 2008 at 12:40 am by Munzer | Share on Facebook
Categories: bizarre, zebras

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  1. Dave Draine on April 24th, 2008 9:24 am

    First Dooley. Now a zebra. Maybe next a donkey?

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