Tel Aviv University finds link between cell phones, cancer

According to JTA, the world’s Jewish press service (something that I had no idea actually existed), a Tel Aviv University scientist says he has discovered a possible link between cell phone use and cancerous tumors.

The study, published in the American Journal of Epidemiology by Dr. Siegal Sadetzki, an epidemiologist and lecturer at TAU, found that heavy cell phone users were subject to a higher risk of both benign and malignant tumors of the salivary gland.

The article says that she and her colleagues investigated nearly 500 people who had been diagnosed with these tumors.

It seems legitimate, guys. Turn off those cell phones, then, and start using the portable phones again!