Thanksgiving
In a few hours, you’ll all wake up, leave on your pajamas, and watch Santa Claus come prancing in on his chariot in one of many locations around the country.
I, however, am sitting at work.
No turkey. No stuffing. No American football.
Just me and my desk.
Ouch.
Britain isn’t into this whole Thanksgiving thing yet, which alludes me, because I feel like Britain has plenty to be thankful for. Take us, for example. They should hold a Thanksgiving to thank their lucky stars that we revolted and left the Empire. If we didn’t, I imagine the Colonies as that kid in the back of the class that keeps causing problems but won’t listen to authority.
Britain could also be thankful for bangers and mash, the Queen, and their troops protecting them around the world.
So Britain, get on this Thanksgiving band wagon. Sure, the holiday’s beginnings have absolutely nothing to do with you, but the idea is nice, right?
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