Simple steps to making more money

And now, the easiest way to make more money that I’ve yet to come by. There are just three steps, three steps!

But first, something to set you up for the advice you’re about to receive:

In order to make more money, we need to first understand the essence of money itself.  Would you agree? I believe that money is matter not just pieces of paper or coins. Since it is physical matter, it should be handled according to principles of physics.

Got that? Okay, now just try to follow these directions as closely as possible:

You must first have a dream board, and put your dreams onto it. Look at them daily until the goals are achieved.

The second step is constantly telling your subconscious that you are getting richer and richer.

You’re skeptical? Wait, there’s proof:

I once made an audio tape of my goal, and repeatedly played it as a reminder. Within 6 months, my monthly income increased from US 17,000 to US 170, 000, it’s incredible.

And the final step:

Upon waking up and going to sleep, you must fill your mind with thoughts of success and wealth.

But remember:

Generally speaking, thirty days are required for the ideas to be fully incorporated into the subconscious.

Okay, so I know that was completely unconstructive, but I couldn’t resist. If you can handle it, here’s the rest of the absurdity. But really, this anonymous being has answered all my questions …. except one: What’s on Ben Bernanke’s dream board?

Thanks, Alicia!

Posted October 15, 2008 at 12:58 am by Erin | Share on Facebook
Categories: Saving, Student Finance, money advice

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