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September 19, 2019   |   Ithaca, NY

I was rejected by a cartoon cereal mascot

By | Oct 26, 2012

Sun. 4:15 PM Sent off my fourth or fifth tweet to @RealCapnCrunch, the official, verified[1] twitter account of Captain Crunch. Yes, that Captain Crunch. The foremost naval commander of Quaker Oats cereals. He’s never responded to any of my tweets asking for an interview. This is worrisome. I have a bunch of followers who can see…

The Buttzine is a zine about butts

By | Oct 7, 2012

Do you have any idea how much porn there is on the Internet? No. You don’t. Mere mortals like yourself, dear reader, could not bear possessing comprehensive knowledge of the unfathomable amount of videos promising rabid penetration of barely-legal vacant-eyed coeds or the unthinkable decades an infinite and ever-expanding  stream of amateur porn comprises, endlessly…

A list of things Lindsay NoHANDS made me think and feel, plus an interview

By | Sep 26, 2012

Our blogger muses about a blog dedicated to pictures of Lindsay Lohan with her hands photoshopped off.

Why You’re Following @YourAwayMessage

By | Sep 25, 2012

Explaining why you’re following a twitter account you’re already following, and why 13 year old you was a terrible person.

Faculty employ Web program to combat plagiarism

By | Feb 16, 2012

In a time where students share access to millions of speeches, documents and literature on the Web, Ithaca College faculty members are turning to the Internet service Turnitin to combat student plagiarism.