Lady Gaga opened last month’s Video Music Awards by performing as her male alter ego, Jo Calderone. Unfortunately for Gaga, Britney Spears wasn’t willing to play along when Calderone confessed to looking at posters of Spears while touching himself. After Calderone called Spears to the stage to accept the Video Vanguard award, he awkwardly leaned in for a kiss to which Britney responded, “I’ve done that already,” and continued her speech. Subtlety has never been Gaga’s strong suit, but maybe she should consider taking Spears out for dinner and a movie before putting on the moves.