April 1, 2023
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Celebrity Oops!

Making a public statement — that is, one of fashion — on her Feb. 10 court date, Lindsay Lohan showed up to the courthouse as though she were making a red carpet appearance. Sporting a skintight white mini-dress, the surprisingly sober star pleaded “not guilty” to felony grand theft. Lohan, who has been in and out of rehab and court since 2007, was accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a small Los Angeles jeweler. Though boldly professing her innocence — both in wardrobe and a series of pity tweets following the hearing — the star’s lawyer said Lohan is willing to entertain any plea deals to keep her out of the slammer and let her “move forward with her recovery and career.” Lindsay, isn’t it time you find a new alibi?

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