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August 22, 2017   |   Ithaca, NY

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What would you do for a little extra cash? %image_alt%Thanks to Microsoft executive Patrick McCarthy all it takes is one whiff of cash-scented perfume to increase income. His Money Cologne and Her Money Eau de Parfum are beauty products that have recently hit the market, offering another way to motivate America’s money-grubbers. While many impulsively reach for the wallet after wafting in the scent of freshly baked goodies, these new sprays promise to lure wearers toward a different type of dough. Microsoft assures that one squirt can curb unemployment by boosting morale and restoring America’s faith in the market.

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