What would you do for a little extra cash? Thanks to Microsoft executive Patrick McCarthy all it takes is one whiff of cash-scented perfume to increase income. His Money Cologne and Her Money Eau de Parfum are beauty products that have recently hit the market, offering another way to motivate America’s money-grubbers. While many impulsively reach for the wallet after wafting in the scent of freshly baked goodies, these new sprays promise to lure wearers toward a different type of dough. Microsoft assures that one squirt can curb unemployment by boosting morale and restoring America’s faith in the market.