I’m as bad at time management as the next undergraduate, but the Internet has ushered in a whole new level of distraction from schoolwork. If you really have to write a paper — as in, it’s due in six hours and you can see the sun coming up and birds chirping, oh, God, no —…

Print journalism is dead, and new media killed it — the simplest ideological murder mystery since we heard “video killed the radio star,” and I don’t buy it.

One T-Pain song. I bought one T-Pain song. I had some leftover iTunes money — thanks, Grandma! — and got a song recommendation from a friend with solid musical taste, i.e., he doesn’t listen to Taylor Swift. So I bought one T-Pain song. And what do you think iTunes recommended? A bunch of songs I…